What’s On My Mind Instead of Development: Saturday, Nov. 11

Lemon juice recipes, literally digging up the past in my back yard, and the worst way I ever tried to get a free t-shirt.

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This Is What It’s Like to Get Injured in Your Late 30s

I smashed up my foot. Now it’s difficult getting to the bathroom more than a few times per night.

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Dad Weighs In: Dogs Like Dads Best Because We Are the Same Creature

Save your animal expertise—dogs just want to hang out with someone who will eat something unrecognizable straight off the floor.

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Dad Weighs In: Yep, You Found a Troll

You’re the most online generation in history. Act like you’ve been here before.

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Exclusive Interview: Humorist Andy Spain

Cash Grab author Andy Spain discusses his new book, his life in media production, work/life balance, and more.

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Alarmed Player Calls Tech Support About Credits Lasting Longer Than 4 Hours

“It was fun for a while, but I’m starting to get dizzy.”

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Oh, Were You Eating Your Lunch?

Don’t put down your sandwich, I just have a very simple request.

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As a Great Lover of Cults, Elon Musk’s Twitter Could Really Streamline My Life

By now, you probably know that Elon Musk has set out to take over the world’s microblogging platform of choice. Many so-called “experts” seem to think this takeover would be a total disaster, but I don’t think they’re considering how perfect that disaster would be for me, an unwavering proponent of megacults.

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Dyson Zone headphones will clean your air in exchange for your dignity

Dyson is apparently collapsing under the weight of its own genius.

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The Modern Game Industry, Depicted In 18th Century Paintings

Thanks to heartwarming support for my very dumb tweet, it’s come to my attention that y’all appreciate the intersection of video games and fine art.

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