Unity Devs Announce New Engine Picks

Engine developer dreams come true as indies migrate out from under John Riccitiello

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Pat Robertson Needs Your Donations More Than Ever

The 700 Club founder has big plans for the afterlife, and only your continued financial support will make them possible…

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Dad Weighs In: Yep, You Found a Troll

You’re the most online generation in history. Act like you’ve been here before.

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Alarmed Player Calls Tech Support About Credits Lasting Longer Than 4 Hours

“It was fun for a while, but I’m starting to get dizzy.”

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Uh-Oh: Nintendo Expansion Pack Subscribers Can Just Race as Bullet Bill Now

Breaking news from the satire desk.

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Oh, Were You Eating Your Lunch?

Don’t put down your sandwich, I just have a very simple request.

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As a Great Lover of Cults, Elon Musk’s Twitter Could Really Streamline My Life

By now, you probably know that Elon Musk has set out to take over the world’s microblogging platform of choice. Many so-called “experts” seem to think this takeover would be a total disaster, but I don’t think they’re considering how perfect that disaster would be for me, an unwavering proponent of megacults.

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