Uh-Oh: Nintendo Expansion Pack Subscribers Can Just Race as Bullet Bill Now

Breaking news from the satire desk.

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Oh, Were You Eating Your Lunch?

Don’t put down your sandwich, I just have a very simple request.

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As a Great Lover of Cults, Elon Musk’s Twitter Could Really Streamline My Life

By now, you probably know that Elon Musk has set out to take over the world’s microblogging platform of choice. Many so-called “experts” seem to think this takeover would be a total disaster, but I don’t think they’re considering how perfect that disaster would be for me, an unwavering proponent of megacults.

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Covid carelessness was inevitable at GDC

Like usual, the Covid-19 pandemic is a story of givers and takers.

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